This is the first of four volumes of the Memoirs of Constant, also known as the Private Life of Napoleon.  This volume contains a Preface to the English Edition, an Introduction, and 21 chapters.

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PREF.	Preface to the English Edition  By Imbert de Saint-Amand
INTRO.	Introduction
I	Birth of the author— His father, his relatives— His first protectors— Emigration and abandonment— A suspicious character twelve years old— Municipal officers or imbéciles— Major Michau— M. Gobert— Carrat— Madame Bonaparte and her daughter— Bouquets and the sentimental scene— Carrat's frugality to others and his generosity to himself— Poltroonery— Frolics of Madame Bonaparte and Hortense— The phantom— The nocturnal douche— The fall— The author enters the service of M. Eugène de Beauharnais.
II	Prince Eugène apprenticed to a carpenter— Bonaparte and the sword of Marquis de Beauharnais—First interview between Napoleon and Josephine— Appearance and qualities of Eugène— Frankness— Kindness— Love of pleasure— Breakfasts of young officers and artists— Hoaxes and hoaxed— Thiémet and Dugazon— The stutterers and the cold douche— The old valet reinstated— Constant passes into the service of Madame Bonaparte— Attractions of his new situation— Souvenirs of the 18th Brumaire— Political breakfasts— The directors in caricature— Barras in the Greek style— Abbé Sieyès on horseback— The rendezvous— Murat's mistake— President Gohier, General Jubé, and the great manœuvre— General Marmont and the riding-school horses— Malmaison— Josephine's salon— M. de Talleyrand— General Bonaparte's family— M. Volney— M. Denon— M. Lemercier— M. de Laigle— General Beurnonville— Excursion on horseback— Hortense's fall— Happy married life— Prisoner's base— Bonaparte a bad runner — Net income of Malmaison— Embellishments— Théâtres and society actors: MM. Eugène, Jérôme, Bourrienne, Lauriston, etc.; Mademoiselle Hortense, Madame Murat, the two Demoiselles Auguié— Napoleon a simple spectator.
III	M. Charvet— Details anterior to the author's entering Madame Bonaparte's service— Departure for Egypt— The Pomona— Madame Bonaparte at Plombières— A horrible fall— Madame Bonaparte forced to remain at the baths and send for her daughter— Euphémie— Love for dainties and roguishness— The Pomona captured by the English— Return to Paris— Purchase of Malmaison— First plots against the First Consul's life— The marble workers— The poisoned tobacco— Schemes of abduction— Installation at the Tuileries— The horses and the sabre of Campo-Formio— The heroes of Egypt and Italy— Lannes— Murat— Eugène— Arrangement of apartments at the Tuileries— Kitchen staff of the First Consul— Chamber service— M. de Bourrienne— A game at billiards with Madame Bonaparte— The watch-dogs— Accident to a workman— The First Consul's holidays— The First consul much loved in his own family— They would not dare!— The First Consul keeping the house accounts— The yoke of misery.
IV	The First Consul takes the author into his service— Forgotten— Chagrin— Consolations offered by Madame Bonaparte— Reparation— Constant's departure for the First Consul's headquarters— Enthusiasm of the soldiers starting for Italy— The author rejoins the First Consul— Hospice of Mont Saint-Bernard— Passage— The slide— Humanity of the monks and generosity of the First Consul— Passage of Mont Albaredo— The First Consul's glance— Taking of Fort de Bard— Entry of Milan— Joy and confidence of the Milanese— Constant's colleagues— Hambard— Hébert— Roustan— Ibrahim-Ali— An Arab's anger— The poniard— The surprise bath— Sequel of the Italian campaign— Combat of Montebello— Arrival of Desaix— Long interview with the First Consul— Desaix's anger against the English— Battle of Marengo— Painful uncertainty— Victory— Death of Desaix— The First Consul's sorrow— The aide-de-camp of Desaix become the aides-de-camp of the First Consul— MM. Rapp and Savary— Tomb of Desaix on Mont Saint-Bernard.
V	Return to Milan, on march to Paris— The Singer Marchesi arid the First Consul— Impertinence and several days in prison— Madame Grassini— Entering France by way of Mont Cenis— Triumphal arches— Procession of young girls— Entry of Lyons— Couthon and the demolishers— The First Consul causes the houses on the Place Belcour to be rebuilt— The overset carriage— Illuminations at Paris— Kléber— Calumnies against the First Consul— Fall of Constant's horse— Kindness of the First Consul and Madame Bonaparte toward Constant— Generosity of the First Consul— The author's emotion— The Emperor outrageously misunderstood— The First Consul, Jérôme Bonaparte, and Colonel Lacuée— The First Consul's love for Madame D.— Madame Bonaparte's jealousy and the First Consul's precautions— Indiscreet curiosity of a chambermaid— Threats and forced discretion— The small house in the Allée des Veuves— The First Consul's consideration for his wife— The First Consul's morals and his manners with women.
VI	The infernal machine— The most disabled of architects— The happy chance— Precipitation and delay alike salutary— Hortense slightly wounded— Fright of Madame Murat and its consequences— Germain the coachman— How he got the name of Cæsar— Inexactitudes respecting him— Banquet offered him by five hundred cabmen— The author at the Feydeau during the explosion— Alarm— Runs without a hat— Inflexible sentinels — The First Consul re-enters the Tuileries— The First Consul's remarks to Constant— The consular guard— The First Consul's household placed under surveillance— Unalterable fidelity — The Jacobins innocent and the Royalists guilty— Grand review — Joy of soldiers and people— Universal peace— Public rejoicings and improvised feasts— Reception of the military corps and of Lord Cornwallis— Military luxury— The Regent diamond.
VII	The King of Etruria— Madame de Montesson— The monarch not industrious— Conversation about him between the First and Second Consuls— A joke about the return of the Bourbons— Intelligence and conversation of Don Louis— Singular traits of economy— A present worth a hundred thousand écus and a royal gratuity of six francs— The severity of Don Louis toward his attendants— Hauteur towards a diplomat, and disgust for serious occupations— The King of Etruria installed by the future King of Naples— The Queen of Etruria— Her lack of taste in dress— Her good sense— Her kindness— Her fidelity in the fulfilment of her duties— Magnificent fétes at the house of M. de Talleyrand— At the house of Madame de Montesson — At that of the minister of the interior on the anniversary of the battle of Marengo— Departure of Their Majesties.
VIII	A madman's passion for Mademoiselle Hortense— Marriage of M. Louis Bonaparte and Hortense— Vexations— Character of M. Louis— Atrocious calumny against the Emperor and his step daughter— Inclination of Hortense before her marriage— General Duroc marries Mademoiselle Hervas d' Alménara— Portrait of this lady— The broken piano and the smashed watch — Marriage and sadness—Misfortunes of Hortense before, during, and after her grandeurs—The First Consul's journey to Lyons— Fêtes and felicitations— Soldiers of the army of Egypt— The Pope's legate— The deputies of the council— Death of the Archbishop of Milan— Occasional verses— Poets of the Empire— The Font Consul and his writing master— M. l'Abbé Dupuis, librarian of Malmaison.
IX	Proclamation of the law on public worship— Conversation on this subject— The regulation— The plenipotentiaries for the Concordat— The Abbé Bernier and Cardinal Caprara— The red hat and the red cap— Costume of the First Consul and his colleagues— The first Te Deum chanted at Notre-Dame— Different sentiments of the spectators— The Republican calendar — The beard and the white shirt— General Abdallah-Menou— His courage in resisting the Jacobins— His flag— His romantic death— Institution of the order of the Legion of Honor— The First Consul at Ivry— The inscriptions of 1802 and the inscription of 1814— The mayor of Ivry and the mayor of Evreux— Simplicity of a high functionary— The cinq-z-enfants— The First Consul's arrival at Rouen— M. Beugnot and Archbishop Cambacérès— The mayor of Rouen in the carriage of the First Consul— General Soult and General Moncey— The First Consul has a corporal to breakfast at his table— The First Consul at Havre and Honfleur— Goes from Havre to Fécamp— The First Consul's arrival at Dieppe— Return to Saint-Cloud.
X	Influence of the journey to Normandy on the mind of the First Consul— The evolution of the Empire— Memories and history— First ladies and first officers of Madame Bonaparte— Mesdames de Rémusat, de Cramayel, de Luçay, de Lauriston— Mademoiselle d’Arberg and Mademoiselle de Luçay— Prudence at court— MM. de Rémusat, de Cramayel, de Luçay, Didelot— The palace refused, then accepted— Bawbles— The servitors of Marie-Antoinette better treated under the Consulate than since the Restoration— Fire at Saint-Cloud— The watch chamber— The bourgeois bed— How the First Consul went down to his wife's room at night— Duty and conjugal triumph— Excessive severity toward a young woman— Weapons of honor and the troopers— The baptism of blood— The First Consul following the plough— Laborers and councillors of state— The Republican grenadier becomes a laborer— Audience of the First Consul— The author introduced into the General's cabinet— A good reception and a curious conversation.
XI	The envoy of the Bey of Tunis and the Arabian horses— Bad faith of England— Journey to Boulogne— In Flanders and Belgium— Continual jaunts— The author acts as first valet de chambre— Constant’s debut as barber to the First Consul— Apprenticeship— Plebeian chins— The eagle glance— The First Consul difficult to shave— Constant persuades him to shave himself— His reasons for doing so— Imprudent confidence of the First Consul— The first lesson— The cuts— Slight reproaches— The First Consul's awkward way of holding his razor— The chiefs and the harangues— Arrival of the First Consul at Boulogne— Preludes to the formation of the camp of Boulogne— Speech of twenty fathers of families— Naval combat gained by Admiral Bruix against the English— The dinner and the victory— The English and the Iron Coast— Projected assault upon the person of the First Consul— Rapidity of the journey— The minister of police— Presents offered by the cities— Works commanded by the First Consul— Munificence— The First Consul a bad driver— Pallor of Cambacérès— The swoon— The Gospel precept— Dreamless sleep— The Ottoman ambassador— The cashmere shawls— The Mussulman at prayers and at the theatre.
XII	Another journey to Boulogne— Visit to the flotilla and renew of tile troops— The line's jealousy of the guard— The First Consul at the camp— The General's anger with the soldiers— Boredom of the officers and pleasures of the camp— Timidity of the Boulognese women— Jealousy of the husbands— visits of the women of Paris, Abbeville, Dunkirk, and Amiens to the camp of Boulogne— Soirées at the house of the mistress of Colonel Joseph Bonaparte— Generals Soult Saint-Hilaire, and Andréossy— the clever woman and the two happy lovers— Curiosity of the First Consul— The First Consul taken for a war commissioner— Commencement of General Bertrand's favor— Regulator Arcambal and the two visitors— The First Consul spying on his brother, who pretends not to recognize him— The First Consul and the innocent games— The First Consul has nothing to give as a forfeit— Note from the First Consul— Naval combat— The First Consul commands a manœuvre and makes a mistake— Error recognized and silence of the General— The First Consul points the cannons and has the bullets reddened— Fight between two Picards— Continual explosion— Dinner to the roar of cannons— English frigate dismasted and brig run down.
XIII	Return of the First Consul to Paris— Arrival of Prince Camille Borghese— Pauline Bonaparte and her first husband, General Leclerc— The General's love for his wife— Portrait of General Leclerc— Departure of the General for Santo Domingo— The First Consul decrees the departure of his sister also— Revolt of Christophe and Dessalines— Arrival of the General and his wife at the Cape— Courage of Madame Leclerc— Insurrection of the blacks— The remains of the army of Brest, and twelve thousand revolted negroes— Heroic valor of the General-in-Chief, attacked by a fatal disease— Courage of Madame Leclerc— Nobleness and intrepidity— Pauline saving her son— Death of General Leclerc— Marriage of Pauline— Chagrin of Lafon, and response of Mademoiselle Duchesnois— M. Jules de Canouville and the Princess Borghese— The Princess in disgrace with the Emperor— Generosity of the Princess toward her brother— The only friend that remained to him— The diamonds of the Princess in the Emperor's carriage at the battle of Waterloo.
XIV	Arrest of General Moreau— Constant sent as an observer— General Moreau married by Madame Bonaparte— Mademoiselle Hulot— Madame Hulot— Lofty pretensions— Moreau's opposition— His railleries— Intrigues and conspiracies of malcontents— Testimonies of affection given by the First Consul to General Moreau— What the Emperor said and did the day that General Moreau's aides-de-camp were arrested— General Foy's companion in arms— The abduction— Excessive severity toward Colonel Delélée— A child's stratagem— Arbitrary measures— The Emperors inflexibility— The deputies of Besançon and Marshal M—— — Panic and firmness— Court friends— A formal audience at the Tuileries— Reception of the Bisontins— Courageous response— Reparation— A change of opinions— The old comrades— The chief of staff of the army of Portugal — Premature death— Surveillance exercised over the members of the Emperor's household at each new conspiracy— The keeper of the portfolio— Registers of the concierges— The Emperor's jealousy excited by a suspected name.
XV	The awakening of the First Consul, March 21, 1804— Silence of the First Consul— Josephine's arrival in the chamber of the Eirst Consul— Chagrin of Josephine and pallor of the First Consul— The wretches have been too quick— News of the death of the Due d'Enghien— The First Consul's emotion— Preludes of the Empire— The First Consul Emperor— The Senate at Saint-Cloud— Cambacérès the first to salute the Emperor by the name of Sire— The senators present their homage to the Empress— Joy in the château— Everybody promoted— The salon and the antechamber— Embarrassment of all the attendants— The first awakening of the Emperor— The French princes— M. Lucien and Madame Jouberton— The marshals of the Empire— Awkwardness of the first courtiers— The chamberlains and the grand officers— Lessons given by the men of the former court— Contempt of the Emperor for the anniversaries of the Revolution— The Emperor's first fête and the first imperial cortege— The Temple of Mars and the grand master of ceremonies— Cardinal du Belloy and the grand chancellor of the Legion of Honor— The man of the people and the imperial accolade— Departure from Paris for the camp of Boulogne— The only holiday the Emperor gave me— My arrival at Boulogne— Details of my service near the Emperor— M. de Rémusat, MM. Boyer and Yvan— The Emperors habits— M. de Bourrienne and the tip of the ear— Mania for giving little blows— Vivacity of the Emperor against his equerry— M. de Caulaincourt, grand equerry— Reparation— A generous gratuity.
XVI	The Emperor's assiduity at labor— Roustan and the flask of eau-de-vie— The army of Boulogne— The four camps— The Pont-de-Briques— The Emperor's baraque— The council-chamber— The eagle guided by the tutelary star— The Emperor's bed-chamber— The bed— The furniture— The telescope room— The portmanteau— Distribution of the rooms— The semaphore— The gigantic mortars— The Emperor launches the first bomb— Marshal Soult's baraque— The Emperor sees Dover and its garrison from his chamber— The streets of the camp of the right— A road cut perpendicularly up the cliff— The forgotten engineer— The flotilla— The forts— Baraque of Prince Joseph— The grenadier stuck in the mire— Kind action of the Emperor— The bridge of service— The terrible countersign— The sentinels and sailors of the watch— Exclusion of women and foreigners— The spies— Fusillade— The schoolmaster shot— The incendiaries— Terror in the city— Military chant— False alarm— Consternation— Calmness of Madame F—— —The commandant condemned to death, and pardoned by the Emperor.
XVII	Distribution of crosses of the Legion of Honor at the camp of Boulogne— The helmet of Duguesclin— Prince Joseph, colonel— Boat and horse races— Jealousy of a council of superior officers— Justice rendered by the Emperor— Unlucky fall followed by a triumph— A point-blank petition— The minister of marine falls into the water— The Emperor's gaiety— The epicurean general— A boulangère danced by the Emperor and Madame Bertrand— Boulognese women at the ball— The macaroons and the reticules— La Maréchale Soult queen of the ball— The beautiful suppliant— The provision dealer condemned to death— Clemency of the Emperor.
XVIII	Popularity of the Emperor at Boulogne— His fatal obstinacy— Firmness of Admiral Bruix— The Emperor's whip and the Admiral's sword— Unjust exile— Tempest and shipwreck— The Emperor's courage— The corpses and the little hat— Infallible means to stifle murmurs— The drummer saved on his drum— Dialogue between two sailors— False embarkation— Proclamation— Column of the Boulogne camp— Departure of the Emperor— Accounts to settle— Difficulties made by the Emperor about paying for his barrack— A creditor's flatteries— The engineer's bill paid in rix-dollars and frederics.
XIX	Journey in Belgium— Furlough of twenty-four hours— The inhabitants of Alost— Their cordiality towards Constant— The valet fêted on the master's account— Kindness of the Emperor— Journal of Madame— on a journey to Aix-la-Chapelle— History of this Journal— NARRATION DE MADAME —— — M. d'Aubusson, chamberlain— Ceremony of the oath— Josephine's grace— An old acquaintance— Josephine's aversion to etiquette— Madame de La Rochefoucauld— The faubourg Saint-Germain — A chamberlain's key instead of a colonel's commission— Formation of the imperial households— Members of the old court at the new one— The opposition party in the noble faubourg— Madame de La Rochefoucauld, Madame de Balby, and Madame de Bouilley— Shameful beggars— Distribution of crosses of honor— Napoleon complains of being badly lodged in the Tuileries— Bad humor— The Museum seen by torchlight — A perilous passage— Napoleon before the statue of Alexander— Grandeur and littleness— A saying of the Princess Dolgorouki— The Emperor at Boulogne and the Empress at Aix-la-Chapelle— The Empress fails in etiquette and is rebuked by her grand equerry— The malachite and the wife of the mayor of Rheims— Picard's troupe and his pieces— The diligence and the rue Saint-Denis— Court dresses and rags— Household and circle of the Empress— Madame de Sémonville— Madame de Spare— Madame Macdonald— Confidence of the Empress— Her character that of a child— Her intelligence— Her education— Her manners— Her candor and self-distrust— The Emperor's reserve with the Empress— His superstition— Prediction made to Josephine— M. de Talleyrand— Motive of his hatred for Josephine— The dinner at the house of Barras— M. de Talleyrand urges a divorce— Madame de Staël and M. de Narbonne—Indifference of the Emperor as to whether he were liked by those who surrounded him— The thermometer of court friendships— Profound reverences and profound insipidity— Ceremony in the church of Aix— Arrival of the Emperor— Vexations— Espionage— The young general and the old military man— False reports— The Emperor's jealousy— Josephine justified— Napoleon wholly occupied with etiquette—Grand reception of the constituted authorities— Pretended charlatanism of the Emperor— The Emperor talking of the arts and of love— Was the Emperor witty— Adulation of the clergy— The grand relics— M. de Pradt the Emperor's first chaplain— Alexander and the bushel of millet— Talma— Did M. de Pradt believe in God?— The Emperor's whist— The Due d'Aremberg, the blind player— The author takes a hand at the Emperor's table without knowing the game—An axiom of the great Corneille—Disgrace of M. de Sémonville— M. de Montholon— Madame la Duchesse de Montebello— Napoleon's sally against women— The English muslins— The Emperor's first sweetheart— The Emperor represented as insolent, disdainful, and vulgar— Constant's observation on this criticism— The manners of Murat unlike those of the Emperor— The Emperor haughty and contemptuous of the human species.
XX	The Duke and Duchess of Bavaria— Their children— Prince Pius— The little body and the big ribbons— Princess Elisabeth — The Emperor offended by hearing her talk at table— Departure from Aix-la-Chapelle and arrival at Cologne— The steeples, the churches, and the convents— Work and sleep of the Emperor— His use of coffee— The Emperor at the toilet of the Empress— The jewel- case disarranged by the Emperor— Mysteries of the toilet— The Emperor much occupied with the toilet of the ladies of his court— Five toilets a day— The Emperor's antipathy for sensible women— Women considered by him as part of his furniture— The Emperor and the Queen of Prussia— Departure from Cologne and sojourn at Bonn— The house and gardens of M. de Belderbuch— Nocturnal meditation on the bank of the Rhine— Hymns of the German pilgrims— M. de Chaban, prefect of Coblentz— Voyage on the Rhine— Picturesque sites— Storm and tempest on the Rhine— Arrival at Bingen— Delay— Double entrance at Mayence— Discontent attributed to Napoleon— Stormy téte-à-téte— Tears of the Empress— Presentation of the Princess of Baden— Family quarrel on the subject of Prince Eugene— Firmness of the Empress— The Emperor a slave to etiquette— M. de Caulaincourt and the Princess of Baden— Outburst of the Emperor against Kant— The Princess and the Hereditary Prince of Hesse-Darmstadt and his wife the Princess Wilhelmine of Baden— Josephine's curiosity— Portrait of the Princess Wilhelmine— Josephine's little triumph— The yacht of the Prince of Nassau-Weilbourg— Breakfast on a Rhine island—Ravages of war— The Emperor grants the petition of a poor woman— Beneficent action of Josephine— Definition of happiness given by the Emperor— Excursion of the author and Madame de La Rochefoucauld to Frankfort— The grand Mayence ball— Unreasonableness of the Emperor— Josephine obliged to go to the ball although ill— The princesses of Nassau— The author's humiliation on seeing the Emperor ignore court usages— Breakfast with the Prince of Nassau— Severity of the Emperor toward Madame Lorges— German taste and French taste— Departure from Mayence— Monotony of harangues.
XXI	Portrait of the Emperor— Fleury and Michelot in the rôle of Frederick the Great— Constant's Memoirs consulted by authors and artists— Bonaparte on returning from Egypt— His portrait by M. Horace Vernet— Bonaparte's forehead— His hair— Color and expression of his eyes— His mouth, lips, and teeth— Form of his nose— His entire figure— His extreme meagreness— Circumference and form of his head— Necessity of wadding and breaking-in his hats— Form of his ears— Excessive delicacy— The Emperor's figure— His neck— His shoulders— His chest— His leg and foot— His feet— Beauty of his hand and his coquetry about it— His habit of gnawing his nails a little— His stoutness came with the Empire— The Emperor's complexion— Singular tic— Remarkable pecul iarity about the Emperor's heart— Length of his dinner— Wise precaution of Prince Eugène— The Emperor's breakfast— His manner of eating— Accommodating guests— The Emperor's favorite dishes— Poulet à la Marengo— Use of coffee— Vulgar error on this point— Conjugal attention of both empresses— Use of wine— Anecdote concerning Marshal Augereau— Josephine and Constant the Emperor's sick-nurses— The Emperor a bad invalid— Tenderness, cares, and courage of Josephine— The Emperor's maladies— Tenacity of a disease acquired at the siege of Toulon— Colonel Bonaparte and the rammer— The Emperor's wounds— The bayonet thrust and the ball of the Tyrolese rifleman—Repugnance for medicines—Precaution recommended by Doctor Corvisart—The Emperor's hour for rising— His familiarity with Constant— Conversations with Doctors Corvisart and Ivan— Tea on rising— The Emperor's bath— Reading the journals— First task with the secretary— Winter and summer dressing-gowns— Night and bathing caps— The ceremony of shaving— Ablution, frictions, toilet, etc.— Costume— Napoleon born to have valets de chambre— The toilet of etiquette not re-established— The Emperor's hour for going to bed— His expeditious manner of undressing— How he called Constant— The warming-pan— The night lamp— The Empress Josephine his favorite reader— The perfume burners— Napoleon very sensitive to cold— His passion for the bath— Night work— Beverages of the Emperor during the night— Excessive economy of the Emperor in his family— Constant's New Year's gifts— Ear-pinching— Imperial caresses and familiarities— Prince de Neufchâtel.